There's something about the Grammys that always makes me feel ... I dunno ... maybe old. Lots of post-Disney over-produced, heavy on the auto-tune, couldn't-sight-read-a-note, can't-play-an-instrument tweenagers running around, proclaiming earnestly how the last year and their first album "that's just about to drop" was "all about becoming a woman and learning about the world" and other such platitudes. That said, I'm glad I pulled up a chair. There were some fun parts tonight. Some thoughts, notes and suggestions in no particular order.

1. If I were a dude and invited to the show, I would - at the very least - put on a suit and tie. Talking to you, O'Sheas. But then again, I'm old-fashioned that way. I also wouldn't wear a dress that makes me look like I'm for hire, but let's not get sidetracked.

2. I think Hollywood has run out of spray-tan. Holy cow. Everyone falls somewhere on the spectrum d' orange.

3. I like this pattern of sticking John Legend at the grand piano.

4. Yay for the Lionel revival. Guy deserves it.

5. Should we forward slash the Grammys to be The Grammys/Taylor Swift's Show? It's pretty much her show every year, isn't it? I don't mean so much winning all the awards, I mean that she's always front and center in the audience, she's all over the red carpet with her squad members, she performs at least a few songs, presents a few awards - she's pretty much co-producing the show at this point.

6. Really enjoyed the musical performances tonight.

7. Hamilton: I believe this is the closest we'll get to seeing Hamilton! Assuming it's sold out until 2030 or so?

8. What's the real story behind Rhianna's absence? Another Chris Brown "date?" Ugh - I don't mean to be mean, but I just can't abide this whole, "You don't understand our love" endorsement of domestic violence.

9. I wonder if Bruno Mars ever met Sandra Bullock's sweet little daughter? I thought it was so precious that she adores "Bwuno Mahs."

10. Kaley Cuoco must have the best agent in the business.

11. I truly wish I didn't enjoy Bieber's performance so much. Couldn't it just be anyone but Bieber?

12. Um ... Ed Sheeran ... run a comb through your hair? It's just that - well, you're on STAGE. And the lights are on. More specifically, they're on YOU.

13. Bonnie Raitt. AT LAST they let a woman play like a man. Or should I say - better?

14. Oh my God. What ...? I just can't with this Hollywood Vampires thing. I just ... can't.

15. So sweet that Meghan Trainor's dad was there when she won her Best New Artist Award. He was crying, she was crying. Touching.

Fun show. Goodnight!

DAMN. Hands down, the most E-L-E-G-A-N-T group at the Grammys. Nice to see some more mature folks bringing experience and style to the party.

Best dressed! Loving the sleek tuxedo.

Awwww ... I'm loving Adele in her more "Au-naturel" look. Don't get me wrong, I love her fun beehives and what not, but I'm loving this sweet look. Her hair is lovely, and she looks so happy.

Love the recognition: love the funk. Love the front woman. Musicians! Musicians who play instruments! See what a difference that makes, music industry? What a breath of fresh air after a year of engineered hits. More, more, more!

How I miss David Bowie. What a legacy the man left. He was a true visionary.  Icon. Not enough words. If someone is going to attempt to do a tribute in 5 minutes or less, Gaga is definitely the way to go. But I'm just reminded that the man was on another planet in another solar system.

Congrats on Album of the Year, Tay Tay!

Hey - whatever the meaning behind it, this is a nice speech and a good takeaway for anyone.

"As the first woman to win Album of the Year at the Grammys twice, I want to say to all the young women out there: there will people along the way who will try to undercut your success or take credit for your accomplishments or your fame, but if you just focus on the work and you don’t let those people sidetrack you, someday when you get where you're going you'll look around and you'll know that it was you and the people who love you who put you there, and that will be the greatest feeling in the world. Thank you for this moment."

Also - if you really want to see the amazing (musical) structure and construction  the entire 1989 album, listen to Ryan Adams' rendition. It will open your eyes.

Guiliana opens the Red Carpet, and game gotta recognize game!! Girl looks fabulous. I am loving this new(?) - new to me, at least - design house she chose, the New Delhi-based Gauri and Nainika. Lovely and just right for hosting responsibilities. And tea length! Yes, I say. Love the hair and the styling as well. Lovely and polished look. 

I'm just going to go in order o' appearance here. Well played, Tony Hale, who will always be Buster Bluth to me. I love me a velvet tux, and I always will. Keeping it classy in Tommy Hilfiger. ​

Kiernan in Erdem. Adorable and age-appropriate. I covet this cutie's wardrobe. I'm always surprised that the Mad Men cast continues to show up. Didn't the show end like forever ago? It's 2016, people. Why do we keep dragging this lineup out? Can we just put it out to pasture already? 

​I love how fresh and cool this is. Dress by Peter Pilatto. I would just change one major thing: make it tea length, and it's perfect. Ellie's so twee and petite, and the full skirt rather swallows her. Cut it off to tea length, and this is a red carpet winner. I think this is the first Peter Pilatto I've ever seen on the carpet - I hope we see more!

Brie in Versace. Usually VerSAYCE can be a bit much, a bit over the top. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but it's really something only people like J Lo can pull off.  But this really works on miss Brie, who really seems to be having a transcendent year. This is the sort of choice she'll look back on 50 years from now and say, "Mmmhmm. Yes. I rocked it."

I am super digging this look. I credit the Emmas for starting this trend (Watson and Stone) and I applaud K Wigg for kicking it into 2016. It's hip and fresh and super cool. And whatever is going on in K Wigg's life - well, it looks like it's making her super happy. Well deserved. 

I hardly recognized Khaleesi! Emilia looks fab. I love to see her so happy, and I love this color on her. One of the best dressed of the night. 

Because no awards show is complete without the stunning Dame Helen. 

If there is anyone who makes me look ahead to the sunset years and worry not a smidge, it's Helen Mirren. This woman is spectacular. She makes her 60s look like a sunny day in the park. Birds are singing, squirrels are are playing nut shuffleboard, and Helen is as radiant as can be. She just gets better and better every year. Three cheers, Dame Mirren!

Hands down, best dressed man o' the Globes. I could not find any pictures that truly showcased The Rock's velvet suited awesomeness. I heart him. I love his attitude. He's sweet, polite, appreciative and enthusiastic, and every actor in the Biz could take a page from his book. This is what a true professional looks like. 

Looking good, Hudson! I'm not sure what/if she's in anything these days, but girl knows how to BRING IT to the awards shows!! Hats off, lovely!

Also - um, Hollywood ... I can't be the only one who truly misses Kate's rom coms - WTH? Those movies made millions - why are we being deprived?

Dear Jennifer Lawrence's stylist: Well-played. Standing ovation. Lovely, lovely, lovely. I want and need that necklace in my life. Forever and and ever. Pretty, pretty please. But I digress ... Jennifer looks just amazing. Truly one of her best looks ever. 

I had heard that Brie Larson was someone to watch in terms of fashion this year. And she doesn't disappoint in this Calvin Klein gown. Fun sequins! She looks like a glass of bubbly champagne. J'approve. Paula Abdul air claps. And a bouquet! 

Alicia Vikander in Louis Vuitton. Really interesting and fashion-forward. I enjoy the Swedes. Here's to more of this gal's unique take on style. I applaud.  

Carey Mulligan all dressed up in her finest frippery for a Vogue spread of Gatsby love. (SIGH). Gorgeous! Countdown to Gatsby continues ...

There are few things I love more in the world than Art Deco everything. The jewelry, architecture, home furnishings, clothes, cars, design ... all of it. Far and away my favorite era ever. Given free rein with the treasury department's checkbook, I would surround myself with all things Deco - including these nuggets of awesome from Tiffany's Great Gatsby line.  

Ok, here's the thing. I think we can all admit that as great as the hat and fashion extravaganza that is the Kentucky Derby, it's clear that the Brits have us beat with the Royal Ascot. Just ... hands down. There are times when you just gotta call it like it is because Game Recognize Game. The Derby is in 15 days, but we'll have to wait five weeks for the Royal Ascot. In the meantime, I might have to turn in my passport and start waving the Union Flag.  

The best thing about the Kentucky Derby? The hats! T minus 18 days ... Previews, samplings and snidbits below.
Also, hat mannequins creep me out. Creepy creepy ewskins.

I'm not sure if it's because spring is trying to poke through, or that I'm just so sick of winter, or I was finally able to crack the windows for some fresh warm-ish air ... but I am craving the cheerful stylings of the swingin' sixties. So fun and whimsical! Indulge.

Ps and by the way, doesn't it seem like these models are all having a LOT more fun than their modern-day counterparts? Also? Can someone explain to me how we went from happy fun times like these to this??

I think I've been waiting for Gatsby for two years now. I need Baz Lurhmann to a) move faster and b) make more movies. Squeee... the delicious decadence of the gorgeous 1920s is almost upon us! Previews from the May premiere...